Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
'twas the night before presale concert tickets, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouSEBECAUSE SHE HAS FUCKING ANXIETY AND HOPES AND PRAYS THAT SHE’LL GET TICKETS BECAUSE SHE HAS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED HERSELF IN A STUPID BAND THAT GIVES HER ANGINA EVERY TIME THEY DO A THING
so I guess I’m the new jesus
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple